What We Offer

Services built for
your schedule

Every service is designed around one question: does this make a soccer mom's life easier today?

Rapid Consult

Five-minute intake call or form. Tell us your routine, stress triggers, and goals. Our pharmacists match you with a personalized plan — no 45-minute pharmacy consult where you're half-listening while checking the time.

Curated Regimens

Custom-formulated wellness plans built around your weekly rhythm. Monday PTO meetings need different fuel than Saturday doubleheaders. We segment your regimen so you get the right support at the right time.

Discreet Delivery

Plain brown boxes. No branding. No return address that raises eyebrows. Delivered to your door on a schedule that fits carpool shifts and practice times. We even time deliveries to avoid HOA president Carol's walks.

Auto-Ship Subscriptions

Set your delivery cadence once and forget it. Monthly, bi-weekly, or synced to your actual calendar. Auto-ship ensures you never hit the Sunday night low when you've got a full plate Monday through Wednesday.

Same-Day Rush

Available in 200+ zip codes. Order by 10 AM, delivered by 6 PM. Because sometimes your regular shipment gets delayed and you have a PTA board meeting at 7.

Plans that respect your budget

Essential
$49/mo

Consult + monthly delivery

  • Initial pharmacist consult
  • Monthly curated delivery
  • Discreet packaging
Premium
$89/mo

Everything + weekly check-ins

  • Everything in Essential
  • Bi-weekly deliveries
  • Weekly pharmacist check-in
  • Regimen adjustments
Varsity
$149/mo

Full-service, white-glove

  • Everything in Premium
  • Weekly deliveries
  • Same-day rush included
  • Dedicated account pharmacist

Not sure which plan fits?

Start with a free consult. We'll recommend the right service level based on your routine — no pitch, just fit.

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